One liner Jokes

I know one kid who has to bring her parents to school so often.
They have a better attendance record than she has.

I knew one kid who was always being kept after school.
When they finally let him go home, he forgot where he lived.

One buddy of mine was always being kept after school.
He spent so much time at school, they delivered his mail there.

One kid in class drew a picture of our teacher on the blackboard.
It got her in serious trouble because it looked just like him.

I had one classmate who was always in trouble. He got one day when he didn't have to stay after school. He went to his house and said, "Mom and Dad, I'm home."
They said, "That's nice, but who are you?"

One buddy of mine was always being kept after school.
The only thing he ever learned in school was how to lock up when he left.

One buddy of mine was kept after school so often,
When his family moved to a new town, it took him three months to find out.

One of my buddies has been kept after school so much,
The only time he sees the outside world is during fire drills.

I know a kid who's always in trouble at school. He may not graduate;
He may just be paroled.

I have a classmate who's in so much trouble at school,
He made the PTA's "Ten Most Wanted" list.

One classmate is so stupid he can't even dress himself yet .
He can only dress other people.

We have one really stupid classmate.
The football coach told him to jog three miles every day. The last time we heard from him he was somewhere around Wichita, Kansas.

One classmate doesn't carry a pocket comb.
He says none of his pockets need combing.

One kid in our class is so dense, he took his dog to obedience school.
The dog passed; he flunked.

One kid in our class was so stupid he had his address tattooed on his forehead.
That way, when he got lost he could mail himself home.

Another kid was so stupid he had "left" and "right" tattooed on his toes so he would know which feet his shoes should go on.
Now all he has to do is learn how to read.

I knew a person who was so stupid,
The only way he got out of the third grade was to marry the teacher.

One kid in our class was really stupid.
He was late for school every day because he kept trying to put his pants on over his head.

I had one friend who was a real dummy
He lost his shoes one time because he put them on the wrong feet. Then he couldn't remember whose feet he put them on.

One classmate of mine is so stupid he puts his eyeglasses on backwards.
He wants to see where he's been, not where he's going.