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One liner Jokes One of our classmates is so stupidHe always carries a spare tire just in case he ever buys a car without one. One kid in our class is so dense He can't fill in his name on an application form unless it's a multiple choice question. One of my classmates is dangerously stupid He wanted to have his address tattooed on the inside of his eyelids so he could find his way home with his eyes closed. We have one classmate who is really a dimwit His mother once bought him some Silly Putty to play with and it outsmarted him. One guy in our class is smarter than Einstein. Of course, so am I, but he's smarter than Einstein when he was alive. I'm very smart in school. I have a photographic memory. That means any time I want to know anything, I drop my brain off at Fotomat and it takes a week to ten days to get it back .. . . It usually comes back blurry. A classmate of mine is so smart, he knows the answer to every question the teacher asks. He raises his hand so often in class that his underarms are sunburned. We have a kid in our class who's so smart, He's got more brains in his little finger than I have in my entire family. One kid in our class gets in a fight every day after school. He says it helps keep him out of trouble. We have a really mean kid in our school. He goes to "Rambo" movies and roots for the ammunition. One classmate is so stupid he can't even dress himself yet. He can only dress other people. We have one really stupid classmate. The football coach told him to jog three miles every day. The last time we heard from him he was somewhere around Wichita, Kansas. One classmate doesn't carry a pocket comb He says none of his pockets need combing. One kid in our class is so dense, he took his dog to obedience school. The dog passed; he flunked. One kid in our class was so stupid he had his address tattooed on his forehead. That way, when he got lost he could mail himself home. Another kid was so stupid he had "left" and "right" tattooed on his toes so he would know which feet his shoes should go on. Now all he has to do is learn how to read. I knew a person who was so stupid, The only way he got out of the third grade was to marry the teacher. One kid in our class was really stupid. He was late for school every day because he kept trying to put his pants on over his head. I had one friend who was a real dummy He lost his shoes one time because he put them on the wrong feet. Then he couldn't remember whose feet he put them on. One classmate of mine is so stupid he puts his eyeglasses on backwards He wants to see where he's been, not where he's going. |
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